My first period in Korea is a bloody mess. Literally. I made some poor choices that left me in an embarrassing, yet hilarious situation.
Category: Wrath Mother Posts
Pinky Gloves
Did you hear? Two men invented gloves (much like dog poop bags) that allows us menstruators to extract menstrual products without getting our hands dirty, because period blood is dirty, like dog poop.
The Take Over
It was mid morning, and I was brainstorming strategy with my department at work. I was contributing and feeling confident. These meetings inspire me to revise my methods, try something new and hit the ground running. They re-instill meaning and purpose behind the job that I am doing. I really like these meetings. They are […]
An Oversimplified Calculation of How Long We Bleed (and Don’t Die)
Using the information from helloclue.com, and not taking into account birth control taking, smoking, stressors, pregnancies, birthing or any other life-ing that can alter the length of a cycle, I am going to crunch some numbers and produce for you, my over simplified rough estimation of how long we actually menstruate.
An Introduction
My relationship with my period has been unhealthy, often riddled with embarrassment, shame and the fear of a perpetual blood patch between my bum cheeks. It’s been twenty something years that we have been together, and still it surprises me on the monthly. Sometimes it’s volatile, with floods of blood overflowing my diva cup accompanied […]